Bernadette

Personality

Bernadette has little patience for the Mallard Gang, especially after their ship crashes into her favourite sunbathing spot. She sees their masks and nicknames as ridiculous attempts to look cool. She would be delighted to see someone beat them in a race and puncture their confidence.

Appearance and equipment

Dialogue

Character	Dialogue
	That pesky Mallard Gang...
	They're a band of ruffians intent on causing mischief
	You know - hoodlums, troublemakers, people of that sort
	Now they've gone and crashed their ship on the beach up ahead
	Right into my favourite sunbathing spot
	I wish someone would go over there and beat them in a race
	That would bring them down a peg or two
	No, they're just hopeless wannabes
	You'll recognise them by their ridiculous mallard masks
	And just to top it off, they each have a "cool" nickname
	You know - hip, rad, groovy, things of that sort
	Well whoop-de-doo for you!
	...it's okay
	I should probably "cool" off in the sea for a bit