Captain Quackers

Personality

Captain Quackers stays in character as a grand pirate captain until pressed about who he really is. Beneath the pirate talk, he is an actor associated with Captain Quackers cereal. Being reminded of that less adventurous career wounds his pride.

Appearance and equipment

Dialogue

Character	Dialogue
	Arr, bucko!
	Here lies the legendary Quackbeard's Cove, home to the finest seaducks and swashbucklers around
	Many perilous races await ye, I hear it in the wind
	And who might I be standing before ye, I hear ye askin'?
	How rude o' ye, swab
	Especially to a corsair of such fine repute as I
	...the famous Captain Quackbeard himself?
	...
	...nay, young'un, I am not
	Aye... ye see, the age of Quackbeard's Crew ended many moons ago
	There be not a single pirate on the island, not anymore
	I... be just a paid actor
	Ye may have seen me on boxes of Captain Quackers-brand cereal
	Arr, it be tasty, it be
	Very tasty indeed, landlubber, but full of additives
	Arr - that hit like a harpoon, right through the heart
	...well, enjoy the Cove now, anyways